I find these just a bit more funny than the pepper spray memes on the internet. i cannot stop laughing!
“When I first heard of this product, I was like pepper spray? Too laborious and time consuming to use. I would have to find my target and chase after them to give them what they have coming. I don’t care to get that athletic with my abuse. Then I saw the UC Davis videos! Those wonderful cops, Lt. Pike epecially, taught me that timing is the key!
Someone said something about me, I think? I just wait until they are peacefully sitting down, ZAT! Now remember what you did, jerk! I didn’t like the food at the restaurant? I wait until the server is on break, watching TV or talking, ZAT! Help me pick my food better next time, jerk! Someone got the job, fortune cookie, or whatever else that I wanted? Wait until they are in a peaceful slumber, ZAT! The point is waiting until they are peaceful and then you make your move!” - Greg, Amazon user